… smoke was everywhere, I was struggling to breath. The fire was only in one side of the room, but the smoke made it seem like suya was bout to go down. I struggled to release myself of my ‘shackles’. I pulled and pulled to no avail. The fire was spreading… fast! Just as I thought I would die in my own bed thanks to kinky sex, I heard footsteps.. “HELP!!!! I shouted. “We’re coming” came the unmistakable voice of my neighbour Yemi Sowale-McGregor. Despite the state I found myself in, I couldn’t help but chuckle at the thought of a group of men “cumming” to my rescue. I could see two figures by the door through the smoke with fire extinguishers in their hands. I knew I had 4 in the house so I guessed they were mine. Luckily for us all, the fire was still just on the floor, having not come in contact with any easily flammable material. A few minutes later, the heat had reduced, but the smoke was even more. The smoke was taking its toll on me, I was
going to pass
out. I felt a hand on my wrist, actually two hands on my wrist. I assumed they were doing something about the cuffs. “Where are the Keys?” Segun, Yemi’s brother, the other male figure I had seen asked. “I don’t know, I have an axe at the back of the house” I managed to say between coughs. Segun dashed out of the room and was back between seconds. I wonder why he’d never considered becoming a sprinter, he would give Usian Bolt a run for his money. “Ok, hold still.” one swing of the axe, and my right hand was free. The process followed with my other hand and legs and a few seconds later, I was being led out of the house arm over shoulders by the Sowale-McGregor brothers. “Is he okay?” I heard a female voice say as we stepped out of the front door. I looked up to see Tinuade, Yemi’s beautiful wife. I had always respected her as Yemi’s wife, but seeing her in her almost see-through nightdress was just too much to handle. I saw her eyes leave my face and
draw a straight line down to my Genitalia. I
had completely forgotten I was stark naked. I followed her eyes down and I realized I was in the initial phase of an Iron man. I quickly turned towards the other men not sure if my little show of shame had been noticed. Segun was raising his phone towards the sky obviously looking for network, while Yemi had gone back into the house. “Here, put this on” Yemi said running out and handing me a pair of shorts and t-shirt. “We saw smoke coming out of your window and we called the fire service. I don’t even know why they’re not here already. We ran here and realized your gate was open. Thank God for the fire extinguishers we met here. Where is your Rav4? and where could your gateman Jama possibly be at a time like this?” My brain went into overdrive as he mentioned that name. I ran inside the house, grabbed the keys of my sports car, my wallet and one of my phones. “Where the hell could you possibly be going? you need to get to a hospital” Segun said. “I’ll
be right back” was all I
said as I walked past him. I reduced my pace as I walked past Tinuade and whispered loud enough for her to hear. “Another day baby”, I felt her stiffen, I liked it. She wanted me. I started the engine and eased onto the street. I zoomed past two fire trucks, sirens blaring. “Retards!” I said loud enough. I picked up my phone and called ‘Envoy Tracking’.. after a few beeps, “Envoy Tracking… “Username and password please?” The female voice asked. “Username, Cortana, Password S, L, double A, Y, A, R. all in caps.” I responded. I never got over how geeky my username and password were. I heard fingers on a keyboard and after confirming my details, “What can I do for you sir?” “I’m trying to locate my car. The Rav4 to be precise.”… “I can see your Rav4 turning onto The Third Mainland bridge at Ojota.” “Ok Thank You. I’ll call back if I need any help”…. “Should I call the po…” I hung up before she finished her statement. I dialled another number and
after a few rings.. “Guyy!! by this time? This had better be good.” my friend Azuka the
youngest assistant commissioner of police in the country answered. “Sorry man, some retard set my house on fire, kidnapped my babe and stole my car.” I lied. “CHINEKE! are you okay? where are you now?” he said fully awoken from his slumber. “Relax man, I’m okay. The fire has been put out. I’m tracking my car and its heading towards the Island on 3rd Mainland bridge. I need your patrol boys to intercept it.”… “ok, ok, I’m sure they are on the bridge already. What’s the car model and plate number?” “Its a 2012 Black Rav4 L. LSR-69AG” I answered. Alright, I’ll call you back. I got to maryland and faced Ojota. Only one thing was on my mind, “catch that bitch and that backstabbing gateman.” I felt my phone vibrate. “Zuki!” … “They’re on the lookout for your car. Trust me, they’ll catch him.” “Yess boss!” My mind settled a bit. I was at Ojota in no time. I averaged 120km/h, and when I was on the bridge, I was hitting 170. A few minutes later over the Lagos
Lagoon, my Rav4 was in sight with 5
policemen around it. I parked and came out of my car just time to see Jama and Vanessa getting handcuffed. “You’re commissioners friend sir?” one of the policemen, obviously the one in charge asked. . “Yes I am. heyy, release her, he kidnapped her, that’s my girlfriend.” I lied again. “Release the girl. You know here am ni? abi you wan lose your job?” The policemen shouted at his obvious subordinate. Jama looked bewildered. “Oga! na lie o. I no kidnap any ..” The butt of the gun that landed on his head was enough to shut him up. “Make una enter motor, this one dey go station. Oga make we escort you reach house?” One of the policemen asked. “Don’t worry, my girlfriend and I just need to talk a little.” The policemen left Vanessa and I on the bridge. “why did you lie?” she asked. “You see baby, you’re gonna be my sex slave for the rest of your useless life. I’m gonna fuck you everyday till you bleed. Its either that or you jump off this bridge right now.”
I said with an evil grin. Tears rolled down her cheeks. “Please you cant do this to me.” she said in between tears. “I can baby, and I will.” I walked towards the barrier of the bridge. A car
sped past us. Driver probably too drunk to notice anything. “You can jump baby”… I looked at the Lagoon down below. I couldn’t see the water clearly, but I could hear its movement. I turned to face Vanessa just as she jumped of the bridge.. “NOOOOOO!!! ” I screamed as I grabbed her arm. She was too heavy. The barrier gave way…. The distance between the bridge and the water seemed like a million light years. I could hear Vanessa screaming as we both were heading into the Lagoon. I couldn’t scream. I closed my eyes. Was this the end? My face hit the water…… “Guyyy!! Make we dey go na.” …… again, my face hit the water….. No! It was water hitting my face. “Guyy.. you dey sleep sha. You think say na your papa house you dey?” again.. water! I swipped my hands on my face. I looked around. “Make we dey go house jorr” I saw Azuka. Wait! Where was I? “na wa o… person no fit carry you go party. Which kind dream you dey dream sef?” Azuka shouted.
only you knew.” I said. I managed to get myself on my feet, looked around. The party was empty. bottles and cups everywhere… then my heart stopped. In a sexy black mini dress, just a few metres from where I stood, starring at me….. Vanessa!
By Mr. Slayer
Posted by theinkheart